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| Jake | Boats are a hole in the water that you pour money into. | | |
| oldmerc | But I only want a boat just 2' longer than the one I have | | |
| Jake | The length of the boat is in direct proportion to the depth of the wallet | | |
| Jake | When all else fails, read instructions.... | | |
| LDF | "Good health is merely the slowest possible way to die" | | |
| dupont24 | IF YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE SOLUTION, YOU"RE PART OF THE PROBLEM | | |
| souls20042 | Boat engines are like spouses, they can be tempermental and then go ballistic | | |
| boatman | most boat mechanics should visit the wizard of oz,because they need a heart. | | |
| Doc | when working on a boat "anything that can go wrong will go wrong"! | | |
| kbtoys | It maybe ugly, temperamental, and generally costly, but it's mine and your floating on it! | | |
| eyeguy42 | The happiest day in a man's life is when he buys his boat,........and sells his boat. | | |